Oh no....Jin the Wizard.... Sitting in his crypt...Pondering over what torturous thing he could do to his companion, Candy on June the 30th...as he clasped a blood soaked calendar, he sits down at his computer and coughs hoarsely into one hand. “I’ll be ready for u, CandyAngel," he swears, chuckling to himself. "Boy, will I be ready".
Quickly he gasps a pencil from the mound of papers, cigarette butts, and pop cans a top his desk made from the bones of six earlier victims. He marks the date on the calendar and tosses it behind him. "Hmm, where is that fucking chain?" he rises from his seat and clambers towards the closet. As he opens the door six skeletons inside begin to sing. "Dem bones, dem bones, dem darn bones.”Shut up, u crushed fools!" Jin cries, kicking the skeletons from his feet. "Is there a chain anywhere in this 'dog' forsaken hole?" One of the skeletons raises a finger. "Yes, I saw one underneath your bed yesterday." Jin looks towards the wall. "Oh, thanks Boner." "Anytime," he replies as Jin slams the door shut. Jin gets down on all fours and reaches under the bed, pulling out a long silver chain, with a large heavy ball. "Oh, I don't wanna kill the girl! Just hear her scream." He tossed down the chain and sits back down at his desk, turning up his MM music as loud as he can. "Adam!!" his mother called, "turn that shit down!" He groaned and flipped off the sound. "Sorry Mum!!" he shouted back, mumbling, "bitches" under his breath
Oh yes, Cal the angel, Sitting on a cloud, Thinking of what Jin will do to her on the 30th of June, as she stretched her feathery wing and relaxed on the cloud she watched down on him, going insane as he tries to find some thing to do to her, “Foolish Jin, whatever you do, I can take” she whispered to her self with half a smile on her face, she stood up and said to her self “the time is nigh, on Saturday, the day that me met one year ago will be here, and I’ll be ready for you Skinny Jinny, you can bet your life on it my ally” she laughed to her self sounding all biblical “hmmm I wonder what Brian is up to” she thought and flew down to earth to check on her beloved, “first I better call for him” she decided, when she got down to earth Michel was the first to greet her “Hey Amy! You look hot with those wings, dam girl, your turning me on, oh yeah” he continued saying while rubbing his crotch “that great Michael, now fuck off” she replied to Michael failed attempts to get in her pants, she left Michael laying in the street rubbing his crotch, she finely arrived at Brian house, she took a deep breath and rung the door bell… nothing, nobody answered so she ring again…still nothing, so she knocked on the door “hello, Brian? Is any one home?” Cal called out, the door creaked open as she knocked on it, Cal walked in the quiet, musky house “some things not right here, were is he” she thought to herself, she made her way up to Brian’s room, as she got closer it became hotter and harder to breath, all she could hear were moans and screams “oh, that explains it, Jin got here before I did” she thought, she got to Brian’s door and pushed it open, there she saw Brian, Sara, Tiersa, and Sara’s male friend have a orgy.
Jin's head snapped up. "What the fuck was that!" There was an immense scream of the word "motherfucker" that cracked his window. "Son of a bitch...” Jin ran and looked out his window. People from all over his neighborhood, and whole island, were looking out their own windows or stepping outside. Jin noticed that a couple car windshields had been blown out. He chuckled. Suddenly, his door flew open. "Hello Adam."
Jin screamed and jumped onto his bed. "Karl? What the fuck!" Karl walked towards Jin and hopped onto the bed next to him, taking him by the shoulders. "You parents were banging on the couch downstairs so I let myself in." Jin let out a high-pitched moan and pressed his hands against Karl's chest. "You wanna play, Adam? Come on, this is fuuuuuuun." Jin shoved Karl off the bed and jumped on the floor beside him. Jin pulled a dagger out from his boot and jammed it into Karl's shoulder. "Hey! I don't do that whole kinky Gothic bull shit, Adam!!" Jin grabbed a shovel from his floor and began to slam it into Karl's skull. "DIE, COCKSUCKER!!! DIE!!!" Blood splashing up on Jin's face. He cackled and dropped the shovel. "Adam! This is serious!!" Jin pulled an AK-47 and shot a couple rounds into Karl's chest. "TAKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!! MUHAHAHA!!!!" Karl climbed to his feet. "Couldn't we work things out?” Karl screamed. Jin jumped up and shoved a stick of TNT into Karl's throat. "NO!!!" Karl's body exploded. Pieces of dog poop flew everywhere. "Goddamnit, Karl. You really were full of shit." Chuckling to himself, Jin began to process of cleaning his room before Cal came over.
Cal just stood there and watched them go at it and wait for them to notice her “damn! And I thought Jin was horny” Cal thought, the 4 went at it for about 5 minutes before any one noticed her “Oh Sara” Brian moaned “yeah bitch, oh god… FUCK AMY!!” Brian yelled as he came and Sara fell off him and onto the floor panting and trying to get her breath back “no thanks Brian, and besides, you’re the one who’s fucked” a pissed off Cal pointed out “but I can explain. Well no, not really, we all just got horny, so, that’s pretty much it” Brian badly explained “Hey, you, should, fuck, Brian, he’s, great” Sara said catching her breath “no thanks traitor, he’s all yours, this was a waste of time” said Cal leaving Brian’s house. Cal sat on the porch oh Brian’s house and stared up into the sky and thought to her self “why does every one betray me? Why have I never had a true friend? Am I cursed? I’m a angel so why aren’t I happy?” thousands of questions flowed into her head, each one with a answer she couldn’t find, “I think I need Jin, he always used to listen to me, even if he doesn’t have all the answers he’ll listen, which is more then any one will do around here” she decided and flu into the air and over to Jin’s house for comforting
There was a tiny knock at Jin's door. He grunted, throwing Karl's head out his opened window and answered the door. Before he could say anything, Cal busted in and threw her arms around Jin. Jin stepped back and said, "hi Angel. I thought u weren't coming for another couple days." "I came early," she answered kissing Jin. Jin kissed back, knocking off his hood. He pulled it back on. "Hey, I have a little present for you, darling." Cal tugged on a huge bag and shut the door. "Brian's in there," she said, kicking the side of the bag. "Let me out, u bitch!" it screamed. "Shut up, dickhead!" Jin shouted, kicking the side of the bag. "Fucking prick" the bag answered. "He's all yours, Jinny. I caught him in bed with Sara, Tiresa and Michael. Talk about nasty." Jin rubbed his chin and thought to himself for a moment. "Throw him on the bed and we'll get started with the torturing." Jin chuckled and helped Cal tossed the burlap bag on the sofa bed. Jin walked to his closet to retrieve his butcher knife. "Hi Jin!" One of the skeletons sang as the door opened. "Is your butt buddy here yet? What’s his name, Callow Demon?" Jin turned around and torn the skeletons skull off and flung it across the room. "FUCK YOU, BONES!!" he screamed. He took his butcher knife and headed towards the bed to make Brian Hoover pay.
“So Brian’s been fucking some you’re friends then, hmm, well that’s not really that bad, I mean he could be fucking you while your asleep” Jin pointed out “maybe, but still, he needs discipline, he should know not to fuck people just cause I’m not around, if he’s horny he should jerk off or get high on some thing” Cal explained, the two just stood there looking at each other “Hey, either of you gonna let me out” the bag asked, he didn’t get a response, Cal sat down in Jin’s computer chair while Jin opened the bag “and what pray tell are you doing” Cal asked “I’m letting him out if that’s ok with you little miss virgin angel” Jin replied, he opened the bag and Brian popped out “YAY! I’m free!” Brian screamed “I’m gonna kill you bitch” he threatened jumping towards her, Jin quickly pulled his Katana from his back and cut Brian in half, his lower part fell on the floor but the upper half fell on Cal “Ewww Brian” she yelled and kicked him off sending him to Jin feet “I hope your happy” Cal snapped “you’ve spoiled all our fun” she finished “what’s wrong with you? Your never THIS bitchy” Jin asked “nothing” she replied in a soft tone “come on, I want to know” Jin reasoned with her to know what on her mind “its just” she paused “just, why doesn’t every one hate me jin? Why do they always betray me?” she asked, Jin stood there for a moment looking at her “its because their stupid and over sexed, they cant help being what they are, they’ve never felt love so they can understand what its to actually love some one or have feeling toward someone, oh angel, I know how you feel, I’m sorry, I wish I could help you, but I cant, this is some thing you have to do” Jin explained “thank you, for every thing” she said and hugged him, Jin was surprised by this but hugged her back.
As Cal drew back she sighed and sat down on Jin's sofa bed. "Now what am I going to do? I have no boyfriend, no friends, but you and family sucks ass." Jin sat down beside Cal and put his arm around her. "Are you okay?" he asked. "yeah," Cal said, "i think so." Jin sighed and kissed Cal on the forehead and walked to his computer and sat down. Cal put her hand over the spot where Jin had kissed her and swallowed the lump in her throat. she walked over to Jin's broken window and sat down on the sill. Suddenly, she began to cry, but hid her tears so that Jin wouldn't notice. He was typing at his computer with a song by KoRn playing. Cal just stared out the window and ignored the music. she thought about jumping out the window, but ignored that urge as well and laughed. "How stupid can u get, Callow," she thought to herself. Another river of tears flooded her eyes. She sobbed. Jin tured around in his chair. "Angel? r u alright?" Cal cleared her throat. "yeah," she croaked. "I'm okay. Sorry."
“Please tell me, there is no need to be sorry” Jin softly said turning away from the computer and music “it’s just…just…” Cal stuttered “just what?” a confused Jin asked “just…that…Brain ode me money” Cal told him, Jin made a -_- face “and that would make you cry how?” Jin questioned “I dunno, I think I loved him” she answered “but you love me and you didn’t cry when I died” Jin said “yeah, well, that’s because I killed you” Cal replied “oh yeah, I forgot” Jin said turning back to his music, he changed the song since he couldn’t handle too much KoRn since they changed they’re style, he changed it to Like A Disease by Lollipop Lust Kill and started nodding his head to it, Cal decided to clean up the mess Brian left as his bloody corpse.
